You need a fast ship? Well, I can't help you with that. But you need a loud ship? I got you covered there. The Eton Rukus is one of the loudest ships in the Trylon Galaxy. Why, its two full-range speaker drivers can deliver powerful stereo sound; that's a lot more than any other ship that made the Saygon Dash.

Worried about compatibility? Don't be. The Eton Rukus works with most Bluetooth-enabled devices including mobile phones, tablets, laptops, and computers. So we'll be able to listen to any jams you want on our trip to Prylin 12. Which, coincidentally enough, will take 12 days. Because once again, we're talking volume here, not speed.

No? That doesn't work for you? Ugh! That's the fifth pitch I've bombed this week.

Speaker Type: Portable
Number of Speakers: 2
Power Requirements: AC Adapter or (6) AA Batteries (not included)
Dimensions: 12"(W) x 8.125"(H) x 3.25"(D)
Weight: 4 lbs

In the box:

Eton NRK100 Rukus Portable Bluetooth Sound System (Choose Color)
AC Adapter
Owner's Manual

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