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$6.66 for Random Shirt

November 22, 2012 6:00 pm
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We can't guarantee much here. That's the point of the random shirt: a little bit of mystery. We can, however, guarantee that you WILL NOT get:

A shirt hewn from a larger shirt
A shirt that is only sleeves
A shirt with just the word "ass" 
A shirt that only hunts at dawn and dusk. 
A shirt not of woman born
A shirt that smells like BBQ potato chips
A shirt that will solve the Mideast crisis
A shirt with a subverted drinking problem
A shirt that you might like, but dammit you have to respect
A shirt that will solve the myriad problems that have built up over your soul like sedimentary rock

Wear this shirt: on random days to keep your friends off guard. 

Don't wear this shirt: expecting not to have to explain some pop culture reference. 

This shirt tells the world: "I'm known for my leaps of faith."

We call this color: Roy G. Biv

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